"Uh daddy harder," the orphan said. Oh wait, he doesn’t have a daddy.
Orphans Jokes
What's an orphan's high school nickname? "Lone Stone."
What's an orphan's favorite Spiderman movie?
"Spiderman: No Way Home."
Orphans: Sad, Depressed, Lonely, Virgin.
Orphan
You heard of Spider-Man: No Way Home. Now get ready for:
Orphan: No Way Home.
Ha, orphans are soooooo funny. I mean, they have many family stories. Oh wait...
A handicapped person and an orphan get into a fight. The orphan says, "At least I have two functional legs." The handicapped person says, "At least I have two functional parents."
Me: You know your parents were very good people.
Orphan: Wow, I didn’t know that.
Me: I know, you're an orphan.
I said to the orphan, "Do you want me to take you to your family? Oh wait..."
Why can’t an orphan take medicine?
They need parental supervision.
How are orphans like Spider-Man?
No way home.
Q: Why don’t orphans have a personality?
A: They don’t have a person in reality!
Why shouldn't you say "I hate you" to your parents?
Ask an orphan.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Yo mama!
Why can't orphans get five stars in GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."😳
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Annie.
What do you call an orphan's family picture? A self-portrait.
