Orphans jokes
Why can orphans get away with robbing the bank?
Because no one wants him.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
Spider-Man: No Way Home >:D
Why did the orphan sleep outside? ... Because he gets to wake up to Mother Nature.
Where does an orphan come from?
Daddy getting milk.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
Why can’t orphans have dad jokes? Because they don’t got one.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
Why did an orphan have s**? To have someone to call daddy.
Why do people enjoy orphan jokes! Lol... I LOVE IT >:)
What does an iPhone have that orphans do not?
Home buttons.
An orphan goes to a family restaurant with her doll.
"I'm sorry but you can't be here," said the man. "This is a family restaurant." The orphan said, "This is my family," then pointed to her doll.
An orphan's family photo: empty.
When an orphan takes a selfie, it's a family photo.
Why can orphans travel so much?
They don't get homesick.
Bob: Can I come to your house to meet your family?
Orphan: I don't have a family.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Tell world's best yo mama joke to an orphan, then watch them cry.
What show can the orphan relate to... Full House.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it always comes back.
How are orphans and apples different?
One gets picked.