Why do orphans only eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Orphans Jokes
What's brown and sticky?
An orphan.
Why do orphans pick apples? Because that's the only thing they can pick.
Why couldn't an orphan have an iPhone 6? He couldn't find the home button.
Why do orphans have gross cakes?
Because their dad didn't come home with the milk.
Why can't an orphan be in a Scream movie?
It's always someone you know.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What’s an orphan’s least favorite event? Their birthday!
The best thing about an orphan? They don’t have to suffer from "your mama" jokes.
Why do orphans don't like to eat big bags of chips? Because they're family size.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang.
What’s an orphan's favorite Marvel film?
Spider-Man: Far From Home.
What did the parents say to the orphans?
"YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? Because they don’t get homesick.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Because they don't have a parent's signature.
What's an orphan's selfie called?
A family portrait.
Why can you slap an orphan?
Are they going to tell mommy?
Did you know the F in orphan stands for family... Oh wait, haha.
We should stop making jokes about orphans before they tell their parents... Oh, continue.
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: Because they can’t find home.
