Orphans jokes
I tried to tell an orphan a knock-knock joke, but sadly, there was no door to knock on.
This isn't an orphan joke, but I got a job at a library, but it only lasted 15 minutes. Turns out, books about women’s rights shouldn’t go in the Sci-Fi / Fantasy section.
What's the difference between apples and orphans? The apples get picked, XD!
Why was an orphan loving school?
Because the people actually came back.
Why can't orphans have babies?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: Because they don't have anyone they can call "Daddy."
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He could not find home.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why do orphans love school?
'Cause people actually come back.
Name one person who would take an orphan?
Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.
Why can orphans get away with robbing the bank?
Because no one wants him.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
Spider-Man: No Way Home >:D
Why did the orphan sleep outside? ... Because he gets to wake up to Mother Nature.
Where does an orphan come from?
Daddy getting milk.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
Why can’t orphans have dad jokes? Because they don’t got one.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
Why did an orphan have s**? To have someone to call daddy.
Why do people enjoy orphan jokes! Lol... I LOVE IT >:)