Orphans jokes
What's the difference between an orphan and Daniel Larusso?
At least Daniel has a mom.
Never let an orphan watch Fast and the Furious.
All they will talk about is how great their family is.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "Daddy!"
The "f" in orphan is for family.
Why can't an orphan get caught on the hub? They have no parents to catch them.
Why can't orphans bake?
They don't have milk.
What do orphans do after they win a game?
Nothing, they have no one to play games with.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why can’t orphans fly? Because they’re still winging it.
"Uh daddy harder," the orphan said. Oh wait, he doesn’t have a daddy.
What's an orphan's high school nickname? "Lone Stone."
What's an orphan's favorite Spiderman movie?
"Spiderman: No Way Home."
Orphans: Sad, Depressed, Lonely, Virgin.
Orphan
You heard of Spider-Man: No Way Home. Now get ready for:
Orphan: No Way Home.
Ha, orphans are soooooo funny. I mean, they have many family stories. Oh wait...
A handicapped person and an orphan get into a fight. The orphan says, "At least I have two functional legs." The handicapped person says, "At least I have two functional parents."
Me: You know your parents were very good people.
Orphan: Wow, I didn’t know that.
Me: I know, you're an orphan.
I said to the orphan, "Do you want me to take you to your family? Oh wait..."
Why can’t an orphan take medicine?
They need parental supervision.