Orphans jokes
What does an orphan have in common with an 80-year-old woman? Their parents will never come back.
Why do orphans love dogs?
Because dogs stay with them.
Dad: "I'll be back in a minute."
20 years later
Orphan: "Dad?"
Why do orphans want to be criminals? Because they want to feel what it’s like to be wanted.
What would an orphan call a family picture? A self-ie.
Why is an orphan like a boomerang? Because they always come back.
People have houses, but I don't have a house because I don't have parents, said the orphan.
Why do orphans have water in cereal?
Because mom was never around to produce milk.
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be considered?
Not a family photo.
I once went up to an orphan and they were crying, and I asked where their parents are, and they started crying more.
Why can’t orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because dad never came home with the milk.
Why do orphans live on the street?
They don't have parents to put a roof over their head.
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
Because he does not know where home is.
What kind of flower do orphans use? Self-raising.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite shoe?
Fuller House😂
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
Apples get picked.
What do orphans and sperm donor kids have in common? They don't have dads.
How many foster parents does each orphan have?
One half.
Why can't orphans play House Flipper?
'Cause they don't know what to do.