Orphans jokes
Why do orphans have cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call an orphan village?
An orphanage.
What is the one word orphans don’t know? Homework.
Q: What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
A: Apples get picked.
What company do orphans hate the most?
S. C. Johnson, a family company.
What do you call a selfie taken by an orphan?
A family portrait.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's an orphan's favorite store?
Ashley Home Store.
Why does an orphan love baseball? Because their ball comes back, get pranked, bitch!
Why was the orphan so famous?
Because when they asked him go big or go home, he only had one option.
"Knock, knock."
"Orphan: Who's there?"
"Not your parents."
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they like to feel wanted!
If you're bored, just punch an orphan. It's not like they can tell their parents.
Why can't an orphan be a YouTuber? Because most of the videos are family-friendly.
Let's stop this, it's not funny. Oh wait, the orphans are all gone with nobody. 😂
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
Not like they can tell their parents.
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Hide and seek.
I was walking to the store, and then this boy told me, "I'm an orphan and I have no money." He wanted M\&Ms. I gave him a family-sized bag.
Why don't orphans go home at pickup?
Because they don't have parents to pick them up.
Why do orphans make the best girlfriends?
Because they don't need permission from their parents.