Orphans jokes
Why could the orphan never be gay?
Because he had nobody to call "daddy."
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To buy a house.
Hi! It's the kid with another dark joke! On this episode: Orphans!
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans have cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call an orphan village?
An orphanage.
What is the one word orphans don’t know? Homework.
Q: What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
A: Apples get picked.
What company do orphans hate the most?
S. C. Johnson, a family company.
What do you call a selfie taken by an orphan?
A family portrait.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's an orphan's favorite store?
Ashley Home Store.
Why does an orphan love baseball? Because their ball comes back, get pranked, bitch!
Why was the orphan so famous?
Because when they asked him go big or go home, he only had one option.
"Knock, knock."
"Orphan: Who's there?"
"Not your parents."
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they like to feel wanted!
If you're bored, just punch an orphan. It's not like they can tell their parents.
Why can't an orphan be a YouTuber? Because most of the videos are family-friendly.
Let's stop this, it's not funny. Oh wait, the orphans are all gone with nobody. 😂