What show do orphans hate the most?
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Orphans Jokes
Why do orphans love going to church?
So they can call someone "father."
Why can't orphans be gay? They got no one to call daddy.
Why can't orphans have gay sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans go to sleepovers?
Their parents never say yes.
My best friend is an orphan, and we try to have sleepovers, but his parents never say yes.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why can't orphans play cricket?
Because they can't find home.
Q: What’s the difference between orphans and apples?
A: Apples get picked.
Judge: We shall now sentence you for the murder of your parents.
Accused: Please consider a lenient sentence, your honor.
Judge: But why?
Accused: Because I’m an orphan.
What kind of flour do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apples get picked.
What do you call a selfie that is taken by an orphan?
Answer: A family photo.
What is an orphan's least favorite movie?
Spider-Man, because it told them there was no way home.
Q: What can't teachers say to orphans?
A: "I'm calling your parents!"
Why can't orphans call their friends?
Because they don't have a home phone!
If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.
Why can't orphans go on school trips?
"Parents signature _________"
Why can’t orphans watch Netflix?
Because they don't know what age rate they are...
Orphans are funny cuz all they do is sing "We Are Family."
