Orphans jokes
Why can't orphans become criminals? Because she isn't wanted.
I made a website for orphans. The thing is, there was no homepage.
What is an orphan’s least favorite movie?
"Spider-Man," because it told them there was no way home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find a home.
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who are they gonna cry to? Their parents?
Why do orphans play GTA so much?
Because they can be wanted for once.
What does an orphan call a family picture?
"A selfie."
How do you get an orphan to go to sleep?
Tell them their parents are waiting when they wake up.
Why did the orphan have to go to public school? He could not be home-schooled.
Why do orphans suck at baseball? Because they never could play catch.
Why do orphans play GTA?
They want to be wanted.
Why can't the orphan run past third base?
'Cause the orphan doesn't have a home to run to.
What do you call an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait!
Why do orphans not like Family Guy? Because they have family.
What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.
I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
What’s an orphan’s favorite snake, self raising flour?
Monster: “I will devour your family.”
Orphan: “Oh.”
What did the orphan say to the adopter?
Nothing, he just stared.
What is the one kind of work orphans don’t know? Homework.