Orphans jokes
What do you call an orphan’s picture?
A family photo.
How do you make an orphan clap until his hands bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
I saw a kid on the side of the road covered in rags and asked if he was an orphan. He said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
I saw a kid crying and asked him where his parents were. He started crying harder.
The ungrateful brat. I see why he is an orphan.
Why do orphans love Oreos?
Because when they have a family pack, they can eat it all!
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
It can’t find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home plate is.
So an orphan played for a football team, and the coach said, "Your parents must be proud of you!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
What games do orphans hate?
Bingo.
What does an orphan not have in common with a criminal?
Criminals are wanted.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orphan.
Orphan who?
Orphan who needs a parent!
Why does the orphan like nature? He can call someone "mother."
Why does an orphan like church so much? So he can call someone "father."
What does an orphan not have in common with criminals?
Criminals are wanted.
I saw a kid on the curb while I was on a walk, and he was in baggy clothes, and I said, "Are you an orphan?" He said, "Yeah." And the orphan said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Ur parents."
Why could the orphan never be gay?
Because he had nobody to call "daddy."
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To buy a house.
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Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.