Orphans jokes

Why do orphans hate Batman the movie?

Because at least he gets noticed by people, and also he stole their life story!

If you're bored, punch an orphan.

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Why does the orphan go to church? He needs someone to call father.

Why did the orphan fall out of a tree?

They thought their parents would catch them.

What does the F in "orphan" stand for?

"Family," but there is no F.

What's one advantage of being an orphan?

Nobody can make mama jokes about you. 🌚

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, they haven't got family.

What do you call an orphan with parents?

I don't know... what?

Kidnapped. :)

An orphan walks into a science lab. The lead scientist greets him and takes him to a DNA testing station. After some procedures, the results come back:

"UNKNOWN"

How does an orphan call his parents?

"..."

What do you call an orphan taking a selfie with Batman?

Two family reunions!

Do you know what the "f" in "orphan" stands for? Family. Oh wait, there is no "f."

Why do orphans ride the bus? Because they have no parents to drop them off.

When you ask an orphan to come over:

Kid: "Do you want to come over to my house?"

Orphan: "Yeah, sure."

Kid: "Ok, ask your parents—oh wait."

What do orphans like to watch? Spider-Man: Homecoming.

What's an orphan's favorite game?

"Who's your daddy?"

(Go look up the game)

How do you call a mirror and an orphan?

Family reunion.

Guess why a lot of orphans were in "Home Alone"? Because their family left them.

How is sports like regular life for orphans?

They don't get picked for either.

Why don't orphans go to the shops? Because when their mum leaves, she's never coming back.