Orphans jokes
I burned an orphan's hand and then they said, "You will pay for this."
Me: "What are you going to do? Tell your parents?"
What did one orphan say to another orphan?
"Get in the batmobile, Robin!"
Why couldn't an orphan play baseball?
He couldn't find home plate.
"When someone asks for a dad joke and you send them to the orphan page."
Why do orphans want to be gay?
So they have someone to call "Daddy."
What type of cake can orphans not eat? Homemade.
Why can't orphans ever be criminals?
He is not wanted.
Why can't orphans play sports?
They don't know what a home team is.
Why can't orphans go to a friend's house?
Because they can't make themselves at home.
Why can't orphans play football?
Because they can't be on the home team.
If you're ever bored, rape an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What's the difference between an orphan and a criminal?
The criminal is wanted.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why don't orphans drink milk?
'Cause their parents have not came back with it yet.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why are orphans so lucky?
Every crisp packet is family sized.
I can’t help you find orphan jokes. Maybe ask their family.
Why can't orphans have a computer?
They don't have a home page.
What do orphans go to church for?
So they can call someone "father."