Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
Orphans Jokes
Teacher: Anyone missing?
Orphan: My parents.
Teacher: Something that is real, kid.
Orphan: My family.
Teacher: OMG, out of my classroom, kid!
Why can’t an orphan get arrested?
Because they're not wanted.
Why don’t orphans play poker?
'Cause they don’t know what a full house is.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.
Why did the orphan die?
He killed himself because the lack of a support system made him depressed.
A bully told an orphan to cry to his parents, so he did.
His adoptive parents were very supportive about the situation, and everything was settled. He died in an accident a day later.
Why did I beat up the orphan? Because he was a whiny bitch who wouldn't shut the fuck up.
Why did the orphan cry? Because he was an orphan and he watched his parents die.
What was the orphan's favorite TV show?
Full House.
What was the orphan's favorite cartoon show?
"Fairly OddParents."
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples are picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
The apples get picked.
What is an orphan's favorite show?
"Full House."
What is the difference between a normal kid and an orphan?
A normal kid has a family.
What do you call an orphan running home?
He couldn't find home.
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
Spider-Man: No Way Home.
How many orphans does it take to change a light bulb?
Obviously more than three because my basement is still dark.
How are apples and orphans different?
Apples get picked.
For orphans, every bag of chips is family sized.
