Orphans jokes

Orphans always dip their Oreos in water, hoping their dad comes back with the milk.

You can slap, punch, knock out an orphan, what will they do? They don't have parents!

Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?

Kid: Why?

Man: 'Cause they have a family plan.

Kid: Oh, then I need to switch phone services then.

Man: Why?

Kid: I'm an orphan.

Man: *laughs out loud* That's tough!

(You can tell the joke shortened by saying, "Why can't an orphan use Verizon? 'Cause they have a family plan.")

An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.

Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...

But a creeper blows it up.

Why can’t orphans be gay?

Because they have no one to call "daddy."

What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?

Vin Diesel actually has family.

What's the difference between an orphan and a corpse?

One of them has someone to mourn them.