Orphans jokes
Why are orphans so bad at baseball? Because they can never find home.
Chris Benoit is like a depressed orphan because he killed his family.
I made a website for orphans.
It does not have a home page.
Kid: Knock knock!
Orphan: Who's there?
Kid: Not your parents XD
Bully: *Bullies kid*
Orphan: Stop!! *Cries*
Bully: What are you gonna do? Tell your parents?? XD
Orphan: :/
Why can't orphans exit out of their games? They don't have a home button.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? The apple gets picked.
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
If you're ever bored just fuck some orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why can't an orphan get a vaccine?
They need parental permission.
Why did the judge dismiss court when the orphan walked in?
Even a gay prison wouldn't want him.
Why did the bounty hunter not cash in an orphan?
He was not worth keeping.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why can't an orphan be friends with Dom Toretto?
Dom doesn't have friends; he has "family."
Why couldn't the orphan have the bag of chips?
It was family size.
What does an orphan and a dog have in common?
Both got taken from their parents.
What is the difference between an orphan and Pikachu? Pikachu, I choose you!
Why do orphans only have 354 days?
'Cause they are missing Mothers and Fathers day!
Why are orphans afraid of your orphanage?
Because I burnt it down!