Orphans jokes

Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...

But a creeper blows it up.

Why can’t orphans be gay?

Because they have no one to call "daddy."

What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?

Vin Diesel actually has family.

What's the difference between an orphan and a corpse?

One of them has someone to mourn them.

One day an orphan went to jail, and a big dude went behind him and said, "I want you." The orphan said, "Finally!"

Why is an orphan into worshiping Satan?

'Cause they get to call someone "master" and be freaky.

Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?

Kid: I don't know why.

Man: Because they have a family plan.

Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.