Orphans jokes
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What do you do when you're bored?
Beat up an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
What did the Emo and the Orphan have in common?
They both hang with the trees.
What is an orphan's family tree? A stump.
Friend: Wanna hear a joke?
Orphan Friend: Sure.
Friend: Parents.
Other: I don't get it.
Friend: And you never will.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Why don’t orphans have phones?? Because their parents can’t buy them one.
Why can't orphans go to a five-star hotel?
If you hit 9999 orphans and they all tell each other, are the other orphans their parents???
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't go home.
What is an orphan's least liked meal? Family dinner.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball? Because they can never find home.
Chris Benoit is like a depressed orphan because he killed his family.
I made a website for orphans.
It does not have a home page.
Kid: Knock knock!
Orphan: Who's there?
Kid: Not your parents XD
Bully: *Bullies kid*
Orphan: Stop!! *Cries*
Bully: What are you gonna do? Tell your parents?? XD
Orphan: :/
Why can't orphans exit out of their games? They don't have a home button.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? The apple gets picked.
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
If you're ever bored just fuck some orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?