How does an orphan call his parents?
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Orphans Jokes
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie with Batman?
Two family reunions!
Do you know what the "f" in "orphan" stands for? Family. Oh wait, there is no "f."
Why do orphans ride the bus? Because they have no parents to drop them off.
When you ask an orphan to come over:
Kid: "Do you want to come over to my house?"
Orphan: "Yeah, sure."
Kid: "Ok, ask your parents—oh wait."
What do orphans like to watch? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
What's an orphan's favorite game?
"Who's your daddy?"
(Go look up the game)
How do you call a mirror and an orphan?
Family reunion.
Guess why a lot of orphans were in "Home Alone"? Because their family left them.
How is sports like regular life for orphans?
They don't get picked for either.
Why don't orphans go to the shops? Because when their mum leaves, she's never coming back.
Orphans are just wannabe children. They want a family.
Why do orphans hate Ted Bundy? Cause he's the most wanted.
The one good thing about an orphan is that they don't get roasted with a "yo mama" joke.
Why can an orphan never get picked up?
Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home plate.
Sonic says if you're bored, go punch an orphan. I mean, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
I don't get it.
Orphans are very religious, well mostly. Statistics say that roughly 2/3 of the orphan population go to church. I mean it's the only place they can call someone "father".
What do orphans, parents, and trees have in common? They leafed.
If you kick an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents on you?
