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Orphans jokes

Why don’t orphans understand the meaning of a family reunion?

Because they’re not wanted, yet maybe they should rob a 🏦 bank ;)

Why do orphans that go to their friend's house get this reaction from the friend's mom:

"Go back to your house, it's late." "Finn, wait, can I have your mom's phone number?" "Finn, wait, aren't you an orphan?" "Wait, don't you have a phone, Finn?" "Wait, I forgot, you don't have a phone because nobody wanted to get you a phone or to get you."

What happened when a kid bullied an orphan?

The orphan said, "I’m going to tell my mom!"

Bully: "I wanna see your mom!"

Narrator: At that moment, he knew he messed up.

This was my friend's joke he wanted me to post;)

Me going to jail after telling the orphan he can't learn about ancient Egypt because he don't know what a mummy is.

What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field? The baseball field has a home to run back to.

What's the difference between a newborn baby and an orphan after a rugby match?

They both come out bloody and crying, but at least one gets picked up.

Why did the orphan water his cereal instead of milk?

Their dad never came back with the milk.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they don't know where home is.

Orphans have 362 days in a year because they don’t have a Mother’s or Father’s Day and no birthday.