Orphans jokes
One day at school, I made fun of a girl who lost her hair from cancer, and my parents made me shave my head.
The next day at school, I made fun of an orphan.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
God: You're gonna have 2 parents.
Orphan: Double it and give it to the next person.
POV: Me going to jail after giving the orphan kid a computer without the motherboard.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find their home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't run home.
What show do orphans relate to? I'm going with "The Hunger Games."
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
What's the difference between an orphan and Spider-Man?
There's no way home.
You know that if it says, "Adopt a Highway" and no one does, we're driving on orphans.
How are orphans like broken pencils?
Neither of them have points.
What store can an orphan never find?
Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite beer?
Fosters.
What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
At least someone chose Pikachu.
What’s the difference between outlaws and orphans?
At least outlaws are wanted.
Orphans bake bread with what kind of flour?
Self-raising.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad left and never came back home with the milk.
What’s it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What is the difference between Juice Wrld and an orphan?
One is loved by all.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to go to.