Orphans jokes
What's the difference between a newborn baby and an orphan after a rugby match?
They both come out bloody and crying, but at least one gets picked up.
Why did the orphan water his cereal instead of milk?
Their dad never came back with the milk.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house is.
What's an orphan's least favorite film? Family Guy.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A selfie.
Orphans have 362 days in a year because they don’t have a Mother’s or Father’s Day and no birthday.
What’s a orphan's fav movie?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They have no home to run to.
Get it?
Q. What is an orphan's favorite game?
A. Hide and seek.
The "F" in "orphan" stands for family, but there is no "F" in "orphan."
What's a benefit of being an orphan?
No one makes yo mama jokes to you.
What do you call a family picture for an orphan?
A selfie.
I was walking down the street and saw a kid and I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents at first."
Why can't orphans eat chips?
Because they come in family size.
I know an orphan named Zara, and he has never had homemade food.
What food has an orphan made?
Homemade food.
Why does an orphan go to a sewer?
So it can wash up.
Why did the orphan have an empty bowl?
Because they already ate their supper.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find home.