Orphans jokes
Why are orphans so happy on Christmas? Because they might get a family.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home plate is.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
A: Because they come back, unlike their parents.
Why did the orphan turn gay?
A: Because he wanted someone to call him "daddy."
What did one orphan say to another orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
Why do the orphans eat their cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Did you know that the letter "f" in "orphan" stands for family?
What kind of flower do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising...
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they can't call anyone their dad.
Why do orphans love playing with boomerangs? Because it always comes back.
Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?
Because there is no one to teach them.
What is the difference between an orphan and a blanket?
One is actually used.
What is the difference between an orphan and a TV?
One has more channels.
Why can't an orphan suck my nut?
A girl can, one knows how.
What is the difference between an orphan and a candle?
One is used.
Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?
Because there is no one to teach them.
What can orphans not get when playing a sport?
A home run!
If an orphan wins the lottery, what do they have to use all of it on?
Years of child support!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can go 1, 2, 3 but they can’t go home. 🤣
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me!