Orphans jokes

Orphan

  • My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.

    (If you see this joke with a blue "S" that's also me. I just have an acc now.)

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  • What's the difference between me and an orphan's parents?

    I actually come back with the milk.

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  • What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?

    One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer; the other's just a watermelon. 😁😁

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  • Eminem: "He don't even know his own father." Orphans: Dang, wish I could listen to that. Eminem: At least you have a rap God to call father.

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  • Why do orphans like Spider-Man?

    'Cause they really enjoy Far From Home and No Way Home. Damn, was he mad about Spider-Man Homecoming!