Orphans jokes
What's the difference between an orphan and a toy?
One is played with.
What's the difference between a prisoner and an orphan?
One is loved.
What's the difference between me and an orphan's parents?
I actually come back with the milk.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One's actually picked.
Why does an orphan never learn how to drive? Because he has no dad to help him.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re unwanted.🤣😢
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer; the other's just a watermelon. 😁😁
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Eminem: "He don't even know his own father." Orphans: Dang, wish I could listen to that. Eminem: At least you have a rap God to call father.
Q: Why can't orphans do homework? A: They don't have a home to do it at.
If you're bored, pull a Technoblade, bully orphans.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why did the orphan fail in baseball?
He couldn't find home.
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
'Cause they really enjoy Far From Home and No Way Home. Damn, was he mad about Spider-Man Homecoming!
Why does the military pick orphans as fighter pilots?
Because homing missiles don't work on them.
Why do cat orphans watch sci-fi movies?
Because they won't understand what the mother ship is.
If an orphan took a picture, what would you call it? A family photo.
Why do orphans want a sugar daddy?
They actually can call someone "daddy!"
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually comes back.