Orphans jokes
I say, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What's the difference between Kanye West and an orphan?
Kanye West has parents.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
Because they can’t get their parents’ permission.
Why did the orphan live at school?
Because on the first day his parents didn’t pick him up.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange ya glad this isn't another stupid orphan joke that has been posted 10 times before!
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family picture.
What should orphans do when their parents aren’t there? The usual.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no daddy to call.
Why do orphans love playing baseball?
They can always run home.
What is an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Dad jokes.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither can see their parents.
Q: Why do orphans love boomerangs?
A: Because they actually come back.
An orphan came out of the closet to their parents as gay. Oh wait...
Why do orphans eat dry cereal for breakfast?
They're still waiting for their dad to come back with the milk.
Why doesn't the orphan have a nationality?
He doesn't have a motherland.
Why can’t orphans go to a family restaurant?
Because there’s no family.
What is the difference between an apple spread and an orphan spread?
Apples get picked.
Me at an orphanage: I need to talk.
Orphan: My parents!
Me: You know that word?
I'm an orphan, so kidnap me.