Orphans jokes
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family picture.
What should orphans do when their parents aren’t there? The usual.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no daddy to call.
Why do orphans love playing baseball?
They can always run home.
What is an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Dad jokes.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither can see their parents.
Q: Why do orphans love boomerangs?
A: Because they actually come back.
An orphan came out of the closet to their parents as gay. Oh wait...
Why do orphans eat dry cereal for breakfast?
They're still waiting for their dad to come back with the milk.
Why doesn't the orphan have a nationality?
He doesn't have a motherland.
Why can’t orphans go to a family restaurant?
Because there’s no family.
What is the difference between an apple spread and an orphan spread?
Apples get picked.
Me at an orphanage: I need to talk.
Orphan: My parents!
Me: You know that word?
I'm an orphan, so kidnap me.
Why are orphans so sad?
Because every time they swallow, they think... "You should have Mom."
I created a website for orphans, though it doesn't have a homepage.
The other day, I walked up to someone who looked lost and he had all scraggy clothes on. I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents, buddy."
What is the difference between a condom and an orphan?
One of them is used.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.