Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Orphans Jokes
A kid called Chris:
:orphan
Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't use WhatsApp.
"My parents are dead, lol," said the orphan.
Why couldn’t the orphan run away from home?
Because it didn’t have one.
Why is it bad to climb a tree?
You might fall on an orphan! 🫥
Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?
Because they never get picked.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What did the parents say to the orphan? "Where are your parents?"
Oh... wait.
Why are orphans bad at dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.
Orphan: I dip my Oreos in water.
Me: Why?
Orphan: Because my dad did not come back with the milk.
Why did Rhydon get an orphan...
Rhydon deez nuts!
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
What are an orphan's favorite shoes?
White Vans.
Why do orphans start fights?
Because they don't get in trouble at home.
Orphan: I’m gonna tell my parents!
Me: Where are they?
Orphan: ̄\_(ツ)_/ ̄
What do an orphan's parents and Nemo have in common?
They both can't be found.
Orphan, why can’t I watch a PG movie?
Because they are Parental Guidance.
What movie does an orphan hate?
- No Way Home.
This orphan showed me a family photo.
But it was just a selfie.
