Orphans jokes
Why is it ok to hit an orphan?
Because they can't call their parents.
What is the difference between an orphan and a robber?
One is wanted.
Why can't orphans watch "The Simpsons"?
Because they don't know who's Homer.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come back with the milk.
"You're an orphan forever," - Harry Potter.
I saw an emo orphan by a tree, and I was going to give it a high-five, but instead I just let it hang.
What’s the difference between criminals and orphans?
Only one is wanted.
I asked an orphan where his parents were.
(God, I wish I knew)
Why do orphans not like cereal? Because their dad never came back with milk.
Why are orphans so good at GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until their parents come home.
Why can’t orphans go on school trips?
Parent's signature: _________
Go punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why are most dark jokes about orphans?
They can't complain to their parents.
Why do orphans become criminals when they grow up? Because they want to be wanted.
I made an orphan website. It does not have a home page.
Hey! This site has a home page, but I wonder if the orphans can see it.
I made a page for this orphan, but sadly it didn’t have a homepage.
What is an orphan's least favorite snack?
"Dots HOMESTYLE Pretzels!"