Orphans jokes
Why did the orphan cheat on his girlfriend with a guy?
Because he wanted someone to call "Mommy" and "Daddy."
If you are going to bully anyone, then bully an orphan, because what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Where do orphans get stuff from?
The reject shop.
Made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, there is no homepage.
Why did the orphan get arrested for identity theft?
He dressed up as Batman for Halloween.
What do an orphan and an apple not have in common?
The apple actually gets picked.
What is an orphan's hated movie line?
E.T. phone home.
What’s the difference between a robber and an orphan?
One is wanted.
Why was the baby Dinosaur an orphan?
His family was blown up by meteors.
Why did the orphan commit a crime?
Because they wanted to be wanted!
What is the difference between an orphan and a mailman?
The mailman goes home at the end of the day.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Their dad didn't come back with the milk.
Why do orphans love elevators?
They raise people!
Why do orphans never wake up in the morning? Their dad can’t wake them up.
Why do orphans hate Christmas?
Father Christmas isn’t a thing.
I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"
Why do orphans hate family-size candy?
Because they can't share it with their family.
It's opposite day today. I'm gonna tell an orphan that their parents are here.
Why do orphans hate dad jokes? They never return.
I got sent to the principal's office for giving an orphan kid a family-size pack.