Orphans jokes

What is wrong with the orphan website? It doesn't have a homepage.

We should stop the orphan jokes. The parents will get mad.

What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?

A family portrait.

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

They can't find home base.

Orphans don't like family sized chips, I wonder why.

what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?

a family photo.

What is an orphan's favorite game on Roblox?

Adopt Me...

I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple's actually get picked.

All orphans must be gay because they are not home o'fobic.

Why aren't orphans scared of getting in trouble at school?

Because they can't call their parents.

Why do orphans become criminals?

So they can become wanted for once.

I saw an orphan in the grocery store and asked him, "Where's your mom?" and he cried. Why?

What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?

Adopt Me.

I like orphan boys, no homo.

Apple created the iPhone X for orphans because they don't have a home.

Why can't an orphan be gay?

They have no one to call daddy.

What do you call an orphan? No home-o.

What do orphans want to get for Christmas?... A mother.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.