Orphans jokes
Why is the orphan happy when he wakes up from a coma?
Because there is a family reunion.
What TV series do orphans hate?
"House, M.D."
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don't have Mother's and Father's day.
I bought an orphan iPhone 8 Plus and he said he doesn't want it 'cause it didn't have a HOME button.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their home base.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
Did you know an orphan is deeply religious because they can finally call someone "father."
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang. Unlike its parents, it comes back.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan.
What are they gonna tell their parents?
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their family.
Why are Orphans so bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
What's an orphan's favorite game to play on Roblox? The game Adopt Me.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where the home plate is.
Why do orphans stay home alone?
Because they don't have parents.
Why did the orphan become a str1pper?
So she can have someone to call daddy.
Why do orphans like the number seven? It's lucky, so maybe their parents will come back.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To because he wanted to find home >:D
Why did the orphan go to rob the bank? Because he wanted to be wanted! >:D
Why do orphans go to church?
To call someone "father."
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Alone time.