Orphans jokes
Why can't orphans be gay?
There's no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
I went on an orphan website. Sadly, there was no home page.
What do you call an orphan?
Kyan.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't go to home plate.
If I make fun of orphans, they will cry to their parents.
Oh wait...
Orphans don't like "Family Feud."
What is wrong with the orphan website? It doesn't have a homepage.
We should stop the orphan jokes. The parents will get mad.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home base.
Orphans don't like family sized chips, I wonder why.
what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
a family photo.
What is an orphan's favorite game on Roblox?
Adopt Me...
I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple's actually get picked.
All orphans must be gay because they are not home o'fobic.
Why aren't orphans scared of getting in trouble at school?
Because they can't call their parents.
Why do orphans become criminals?
So they can become wanted for once.
I saw an orphan in the grocery store and asked him, "Where's your mom?" and he cried. Why?