What is a thing orphans have that we can never have?
Imaginary parents.
Orphans Jokes
Why do orphans not have cheese on their burgers? They don't have a dad to get milk.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because it's all about family!
Why do orphans have no bruises?
Because they have no dad to beat them.
What's an orphan's favorite band?
Foster the People đ
Orphans maybe got phones, but they don't have a home button.
What is an orphan's least favorite movie? Home.
What do you call someone that no one loves?
An orphan.
Where does the orphan go when he's done with school? To the cemetery.
What did the orphan say to his parents?
I'm tripping balls right now!
I made a website for orphans; it does not have home pages, though.
I wanted to make a joke about homework, but sadly, I'm an orphan.
Why are all orphans criminals?
Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They never reach home.
Whatâs an orphanâs least favorite drink?
Milk, because his parents never came back with it.
Whatâs the difference between a clock and an orphan's parents?
The clock actually comes back around.
What is an orphan's favorite No Way Home?
What do orphans call a family picture?
A selfy.
Why can't orphans make dad jokes? Because they don't have one.
