Ordeal jokes

A 28 year old woman, Olga, in Meshchovsk, Russia took justice into her own hands when a 32 year old male robber, Viktor, decided to rob her salon. She tied him, feeding him only Viagra, having sex with him over and over. After a few days, she released him after he stated he learned his lesson and wouldn't go to the police. He lied and went to the police anyways. Both were arrested.

After his sentence was over, Viktor sat down to speak to the local news. The reporter asked Viktor, "How was this whole ordeal?" Viktor replied, "I've had better."

Have you heard about the canoe sale down the road? It was an ordeal.

Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?

'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.

You can beat up orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?

The orphan started crying at school when he got suspended and had to go home.

Guys, this is so wrong. I'm an orphan and this extremely offends me. I'm telling my parents, um.......

I was on the Oregon trail with my friend's brother, Carl. He got cholera, so we threw him off the wagon. When we came back, he was having a seizure and pooping uncontrollably. It was pretty cholerious.

If you're ever bored, just rape an orphan! What are they gonna do, tell their parents?