One weekend some distant family members that I hadn't met before came over. My cousins (who I also hadn't met before) were fighting, so I decided to separate them and place them in opposite corners of the room (thinking it would help).
My mom took me to an empty room with tears in her eyes, and told me they both ended up dying.
Well, SO-RRY but I didnt know they're conjoined twins.
you walk into an area that has big asses on the wall and they fell lifelike so you put your dick into them and you go on the opposite side of the wall and women are naked through the wall
These days, there are only two political parties in India: BJP and anti-BJP.
What is the opposite of salt water 💦?
Pepper water 💦.
What's the opposite of Christopher Walken?
Christopher Reeves
Chuck Norris the opposite to Oliver savage
A man was having a dream. He dreamt about a mystical creature that was commonly known as the god of toast. When the man woke up, he turned to tell his wife about the dream. When he delivers the toast god punch line, his wife shrugged as she faced the opposite direction to the man. The man turned around also and started sobbing as he realised his marriage is in shambles
What is the opposite of Progress?
Congress
