Kernel jokes

Why do old people swallow popcorn kernels?

To make their cremation more entertaining when they die.

Before I die, I'm going to ask to be cremated.

Then I'm going to eat a bunch of popcorn kernels.

Then I'll die and get cremated. BOOM! I'm popcorn!

I'm gonna eat a hell of a lot of popcorn kernels before I die just to make the cremation a little more interesting.

This joke is so corny I could eat it off the cob.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from Kernel Sanders.

Hehehe

Life is like a penis: women make it hard for no reason.

My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I'm not too worried, I think she's jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf....ftysrrtfgbjysou34w45pjr578v

My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I'm not too worried, I think she's joking.

My wife said if I don't get off the computer, she's gonna slam my head into the keyboard, but I think I'll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf.

Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, "I still love Vista, baby."