Kernel jokes

Why do old people swallow popcorn kernels?

To make their cremation more entertaining when they die.

Before I die, I'm going to ask to be cremated.

Then I'm going to eat a bunch of popcorn kernels.

Then I'll die and get cremated. BOOM! I'm popcorn!

I'm gonna eat a hell of a lot of popcorn kernels before I die just to make the cremation a little more interesting.

This joke is so corny I could eat it off the cob.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from Kernel Sanders.

Hehehe

Life is like a penis: women make it hard for no reason.

My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I'm not too worried, I think she's jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf....ftysrrtfgbjysou34w45pjr578v

My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I'm not too worried, I think she's joking.

Women are like iPhones, you have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like Blackberrys, rub one ball and everything moves!

Where does the keyboard go to dinner? The space bar.