I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support Windows.
Stephen Hawking's last words were the Windows closing sound.
In the new Justice League movie, Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that?
Because Flash is not supported on Windows.
What operating system do Indian scammers use?
"Window licker XP."
What was the last thing Stephen Hawking said before he died?
"Windows Shut Down."
Stephen Hawking died because he tried downloading a free version of Windows 10.
He tried to install a free version of Windows 10.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
The Windows XP log out sound.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to update to Windows 10, and his hard drive corrupted.
How is Stephen Hawking dead?
His Windows shit down.
Stephen Hawking only died because he tried to install Windows 10, and his hard drive corrupted.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Windows didn’t update in time.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
The Windows XP log out sound.
Stephen Hawking died because his wheelchair couldn’t run Windows 10.
Stephen Hawking tried to install a free version of Windows 10.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to download a free version of Windows.
Fucking Windows updates!
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, "I still love Vista, baby."
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. "1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10."
