You know, eBay sucks. I was looking for a lighter, and it gave me 18,906 matches.
Did you hear about the monkeys that share an Amazon account? They were prime mates.
What do you call two monkeys who share the same Amazon account? Prime mates.
What's a pedophile's favorite holiday?
Halloween. Free delivery!
What's the similarity between my son and a rug from eBay? I asked for a refund.
I just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. -- I'll let you know.
Your mum is so due on eBay for £2 so she could get a male stripper
Ebay is so useless i tried searching up lighters and all they had was 13,749 matches
I like my boo like I like my packages straight out of the box
