Online shopping

Online Shopping Jokes

Lighter

You know, eBay sucks. I was looking for a lighter, and it gave me 18,906 matches.

Monkey

Did you hear about the monkeys that share an Amazon account? They were prime mates.

Son

What's the similarity between my son and a rug from eBay? I asked for a refund.

Mum

Your mum is so overdue on eBay for £2 so she could get a male stripper.

Ebay

Ebay is so useless. I tried searching up lighters, and all they had was 13,749 matches.