I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon....I'll let you know.
What's the similarity between my son and a rug from eBay? I asked for a refund.
Your mum is so overdue on eBay for £2 so she could get a male stripper.
Dear clothing websites, if it's out of stock, DO NOT ADVERTISE IT!
What do you call two monkeys who share the same Amazon account? Prime mates.
Ebay is so useless i tried searching up lighters and all they had was 13,749 matches
I like my boo like I like my packages: straight out of the box.
You know, eBay sucks. I was looking for a lighter, and it gave me 18,906 matches.
Did you hear about the monkeys that share an Amazon account? They were prime mates.
What's a pedophile's favorite holiday?
Halloween. Free delivery!
I just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.
I'll let you know.
Yo mama so stupid, she asks for the restroom on Amazon.
