What's the similarity between my son and a rug from eBay? I asked for a refund.
Your mum is so due on eBay for £2 so she could get a male stripper
What do you call two monkeys who share the same Amazon account? Prime mates.
Ebay is so useless i tried searching up lighters and all they had was 13,749 matches
I like my boo like I like my packages straight out of the box
You know, eBay sucks. I was looking for a lighter, and it gave me 18,906 matches.
Did you hear about the monkeys that share an Amazon account? They were prime mates.
What's a pedophile's favorite holiday?
Halloween. Free delivery!
I just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. -- I'll let you know.
