One Piece jokes

One Piece jokes jokes

Pirate

  • A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his dick.

    The bartender asks him why.

    And the pirate says:

    "Argh, It's driving me nuts."

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  • Christmas

  • Why do the Japanese hate Christmas?

    Because the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population.

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  • Mario

  • Don't be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!

    He's an Italian plumber, created by the Japanese, who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew.

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  • Iceberg

  • Imagine if hitting the iceberg wasn't an accident and it was all just the sailors' fault like this:

    Sailor 1: Hey Ron. Sailor 2: Yeah? Sailor 1: You see that iceberg over there? Sailor 2: Yeah. Sailor 1: You know what would be pretty funny?

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