Off the grid jokes
Roses are red, I'm off the grid,
John Cena accidentally says "you can't see me" to a blind kid.
Want to know something good about people giving ZERO fucks about you and living in the country?
Everybody knows nothing.
I couldn't think of anything because you're in the "countryside."
Sell PC.
Go to Croatia.
Try to fly to the US to meet female.
US won't let me in.
End up in Norway.
Female leaves me.
Female gets arrested by feds.
Feds read all my messages and see my dick pics.
Just another day in the defib life.
Electricity.
If a man travels 14 miles to buy a loaf of bread, how long will it take for him to realise that living in the countryside is shit?
If I saw a homosexual or transsexual man do so much as TOUCH my child, he would be dead, zombified, and castrated by the end of the day.
Protect your young'uns from these degenerate freaks and live off the grid so they have no bearing on your life.
Community talk
I had a dream I went out I overdosed on my doubt Yeah, it was real, it was strange Had nothing but doubt in my veins I could feel all of the pain Like when I'm awake that don't change But it didn't seem to be bad It kind of felt good not being sad And when I wake up in the morning I'll just keep on with ignoring Everyday feel less important Yeah, things feel better when I'm dreamin' I can leave things without leavin'… Read more