What’s a rapper’s favorite tool?
A mic wrench.
Occupation Jokes
Why do asses make terrible spies?
Because they always CRACK under pressure.
Why do rappers make great fishermen?
They always have the best HOOKS.
What do you call a rapper who can’t rap?
A wrapper with no FILLING.
Why did the rapper get a job at the bank?
Because he wanted to make some rap deposits!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Bassline.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
To give everyone FRESH CUTS.
What do you call a rapper who's also a scientist?
RHYME-STEIN.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES gardening?
MC Planter.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Trout.
Why did the rapper become a tailor?
Because they wanted to drop some fresh THREADS.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get their FILLINGS fixed.
I used to be a baker, but I decided to quit my job and stick my dough inside WOMEN’S bakeries.
What do you call a rapper who's also a pirate?
Captain Rhyme.
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some ROOT RHYMES.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his DENTAL FLOW checked.
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to reel in the BEST HOOKS.
What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?
A RAPPER-TAP-TAP!
Why don't rappers ever become chefs?
Because they can't stop droppin' the beet!
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A rhyme scheme that's all about the Benjamins!
