Obi-Wan Kenobi jokes

What do you call a Jedi teacher who lives in a forest?

Obi-Wan Canopy

Y'know, I never knew Obi-Wan Kenobi participated in an anime, "Snow White with the Red Hair," up until now.

Obi-Wan be like:

"To Darth Maul, lightsabers are blue, lightsabers are red. I cut you in half, why the fuck aren’t you dead?"

What is Obi-Wan Kenobi's greatest enemy?

The low ground.

Anakin Skywalker: I don't like sand.

*also him*

Anakin Skywalker: I lived on sand.