Obi-Wan Kenobi jokes

What is Obi-Wan Kenobi's greatest enemy?

The low ground.

What do you call a Jedi teacher who lives in a forest?

Obi-Wan Canopy

Y'know, I never knew Obi-Wan Kenobi participated in an anime, "Snow White with the Red Hair," up until now.

Chuck Norris sleeps with the light on, not because he is afraid of the darkness, but because the darkness is afraid of him.

JFK was one of the most open-minded presidents. It really blows my mind how great he was.

Jason: Did you hear about the storm-trooper who attempted suicide?

Dave: No.

Jason: Well, he hit his first target.

Why do they make glow-in-the-dark condoms?

So gay people can play Star Wars.

Q. What do you call a Mexican Jedi?

A. a PadaJuan.