Obi-Wan Kenobi jokes
What is Obi-Wan Kenobi's greatest enemy?
The low ground.
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What do you call a Jedi teacher who lives in a forest?
Obi-Wan Canopy
Y'know, I never knew Obi-Wan Kenobi participated in an anime, "Snow White with the Red Hair," up until now.
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Why are blind people so good at being a Jedi?
They are always swinging a stick.
Why did they invent glow-in-the-dark condoms? So gay guys can play Star Wars.
Why did Yoda go to jail for rape?
He doesn't get consent; he just uses the force.
I feel sad for orphans. They can't watch Star Wars because it's parental guidance.
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