Obi-Wan Kenobi jokes

What is Obi-Wan Kenobi's greatest enemy?

The low ground.

What do you call a Jedi teacher who lives in a forest?

Obi-Wan Canopy

Y'know, I never knew Obi-Wan Kenobi participated in an anime, "Snow White with the Red Hair," up until now.

When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.

Why did they invent glow-in-the-dark condoms? So gay guys can play Star Wars.

JFK was one of the most open-minded presidents. It really blows my mind how great he was.

Why do they make glow-in-the-dark condoms?

So gay people can play Star Wars.

Hey JFK, what would you do if you were in a fight?

JFK: Well, I'd give them a piece of my mind.