Obi-Wan Kenobi jokes

What is Obi-Wan Kenobi's greatest enemy?

The low ground.

What do you call a Jedi teacher who lives in a forest?

Obi-Wan Canopy

Y'know, I never knew Obi-Wan Kenobi participated in an anime, "Snow White with the Red Hair," up until now.

Why are blind people so good at being a Jedi?

They are always swinging a stick.

Why did they invent glow-in-the-dark condoms? So gay guys can play Star Wars.

Why did Yoda go to jail for rape?

He doesn't get consent; he just uses the force.

I feel sad for orphans. They can't watch Star Wars because it's parental guidance.