Obesity

Obesity Jokes

My friend was told by her doctor that she was morbidly obese.

As if she doesn't have enough on her plate.

KFC doesn't mean Kentucky Fried Chicken, it means "Kill Fat Children."

A friend of mine used to be morbidly obese, but after lots of exercise and hard work... We were able to lift his coffin.

*An obese depressed mother is trying to tie a noose but can't reach it so she calls her son for help* *a few minutes later* son: there mother: where did you learn to tie such a good noose? son: dad showed me before he died mother: DAM HIM TO HE- *slips and noose chokes her to death*

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One day, I saw a kid beating up a fat kid. But a cop came out of nowhere and threw the bully of him. The cop then asked the bully, "Why are you beating him up?" I responded, saying "I fighting obesity; no children should suffer from diabetes and heart disease. Then, the cop pulled out a gun and fired, afterwards saying, "Well, how did I do?"

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The lady was so fat that when she stepped on the scale, the scale responded with " i need your weight not your phone number"