have you played the game imagine dragons. imagine draging deez nuts
What's pokemon #539 (sawk) SAWK ON DEEZ NUTS
me: how do cowboys say hello? Friend: howdy me: how do deez nuts fit in your mouth
me: what are we doing in HPE friend: fitness me: fitting deez nuts in your mouth
me: what's the fifth month of the year Friend: May me: may deez nuts fit in your mouth
joe biden deez nuts
Have you heard of Wendys Yea wendys nuts in you mouth
I suck his dick with a smile for hours at a time Stare at his nutsack while I hold back my cum tonight And when he ask me what position I say, "Doggystyle" (And when they ask me what position I say, "Doggystyle") But the fact is I can never get off of his fat dick And all that they can ask is (Ask is, ask is) "I just wanna smack it" (I just wanna smack it)
Here's what the fact is He can put my asshole in a casket (Yuh, yuh, yuh) Asshole in a casket
So you can see I'm cummin' But you won't see me nut And I'll just keep on suckin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good) And if he sucks my glizzy I will become dizzy But it keeps us busy, I'm good (Yeah, I'm good) I've been twerking for boys for so long I'vе been flirting with boys for so long My jaw's been hurting for so, so long it's real So long, it's real, so long, it's real
why did rhydon get a oprhen... rhydon deez nuts
Would you rather date me or I lady I laid deez nuts in your mouth
when I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than its always a nut shot
They say during sex you burn offas many calories as running 8 miles. Who the fuck runs 8 miles in 30 seconds
Me: Do you like smash? Friend: Smash Rolls? Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS! Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)
Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning, he ate 12 year old nuts and a 13 year old wiener
*at school* nobody:do u want nuts me: wait u have some nobody: yeah their my own me: :0
Dees was a squirrel, who had big nuts. Everybody loved dees big nuts.
DEEEZ NUTS
A: Do you eat food? B: Yes... A: You can sit on deez nuts then! B: omg i have depression now
I want to a girl and I said
DEEZ NUTS
How do you say “Yes, you look good” in Spanish? – Si... See Deez Nuts!