Nursing jokes

Nurse: Don't worry, I'm great with babies. Parents: You are? Nurse: Yeah, I always abort them. Parent:... Parent: You're hired.

The black nurse tells me she has been a vegan for 29 years. The father sitting next to me asks, "So you don't miss fried chicken?"

What store has the most vegetables?

A nursing home.

Where can you find some of the world's largest vegetables? -- In an American nursing home.