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2 years ago
A screenshot of two text messages from "Grandma". The first message, sent 1 minute ago, reads: "Why are you posting on Facebook about not having nut in November?" The second message, sent now, reads: "If you developed a nut allergy I need to modify my recipes. Call me back."
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    1 year ago

    Q. What's the best part of living in Alabama?

    A. Not having to change your last name when you get married.

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    5 years ago

    Imagine not having parents. Lol.

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    3 years ago

    Do you know what the equivalent to hell is these days?

    1. Listening to your teacher.

    2. Not having your phone/game/TV.

    3. Not having nicotine.

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