North Korean jokes
I asked my North Korean friend how it is to live there.
He said he couldn't complain.
What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!
Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.
Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."
A Chinese, Japanese, South Korean, and North Korean all walk into a bar.
The Landlord says, "Why the same faces, lads?"
Your mamma is so fat that even a North Korean missile would have competition.
Just because you have a career in the North doesn't mean you are North Korean.
I asked my North Korean friend, "what's it like to live in North Korea?" He responded, "can't complain."
Three guys are escaping from North Korea through a tunnel.
The guards know that they are coming and will shoot them with paintball guns as a warning.
The guys show up and the guards shoot them.
The guys die because the guards used real guns.
Why can North Korea draw a straight line? Because they've got a supreme ruler.
Have you ever tried North Korean food?
Neither have the North Koreans.
Why don't North Koreans like jazz music?
Because they don't have soul.