Noodle jokesAdd jokeBestNewestttyler7 years agoWhat do Chinese people order: noodles in bed with some fried cat?Anonymous7 years agoTwo people walk down the road. One says to the other, "Mitch, we passed Weight Watchers 2 minutes ago." He responds, "Jake, the noodle shop is just here. You've been carrying that sh*t on your head for 14 years!"PreviousNext12Food jokesDish jokesMeal jokesCuisine jokesCook jokesProstitution jokesAll categories
Anonymous7 years agoTwo people walk down the road. One says to the other, "Mitch, we passed Weight Watchers 2 minutes ago." He responds, "Jake, the noodle shop is just here. You've been carrying that sh*t on your head for 14 years!"
