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14 views · tyler · 7 years ago

What do Chinese people order: noodles in bed with some fried cat?

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    3 views · Anonymous · 7 years ago

    Two people walk down the road. One says to the other, "Mitch, we passed Weight Watchers 2 minutes ago." He responds, "Jake, the noodle shop is just here. You've been carrying that sh*t on your head for 14 years!"

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