No jokes
Why did Sally fall off the swings?
She had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef! XD
What has 4 wheels, no wings, and flies?
A dead cripple.
No matter how lonely you get, you have Explain Bear.
Explain Bear is always there for you.
I have no problem with prostitution.
It's like an Air BnB for your dick.
Memes
Bro, why are you making an avalanche by that big forehead? No wonder why snow was found on Mars.
Your hairline goes so far back that it has no records of it happening in history.
When I bring someone breakfast in bed, I want to hear a thank you. And no, “What are you doing in my house?”
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Not Sally.
Chuck: Do you have holes in your underpants?
Teacher: No, of course not.
Chuck: Then how do you get your feet through?
THERE IS NO AFTERLIFE.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Why are there no Africans on cruise ships from Africa to America?
Once again, they don't fall for the trick!
I asked my sister to say something.
She said, "No."
That's what I like to hear.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Why did the skeleton not go to prom?
Because he had no body to go with.
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
Because no one misses them.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to go to.
Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.
Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to an ugly contest, they told her, "No pros allowed."