No eye deer jokes
"What do you call a deer with no eyes?" -- "No-eye-deer."
What do you call a dear with no eyes?
I have no eye deer!
What do you get when you get yourself a deer with no eyes?
You get no-eye-deer.
What do you call a deer that has no eyes?
No eye deer.
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eyed deer.
What do u call a deer with no eyes or legs? Still no eyed deer.
What do u call a deer with no eyes, no legs and no balls? Still no f*#$in eyed deer.
What is a doe called with no legs?
•" No legged deer."
What do you call a deer with no ears?
•" No eared deer."
What do you call a deer with no eye?
•" No eye deer."
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Two deer walk out of a gay bar. One of them turns to the other and says, "I can't believe I blew forty bucks in there."
What do you call a blind German?
A notsee.
Stop with the blind jokes... I don't see the point.
Why don't blind people skydive?
Because it scares their dogs too much!
So why don’t blind people go sky diving? It scares the hell out of their seeing eye dog.
When does a blind person know when he’s about to hit the ground? The leash goes slack.