Nervous wreck jokes

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

What sits on the seabed and has anxiety? A nervous wreck.

What's at the bottom of the ocean and shivers?

A nervous wreck.

Somebody asked me, "What's that on your arm?" I just said, "My cats got OCD."

I screamed "Jenga" today in class while watching a 9/11 documentary.

I'm not going to bungee jump. I was born because of broken rubber and I'm not gonna die the same way.

I cannot moderate myself at all. It's either I don't take my meds, or I take the entire bottle. Decisions, decisions...

There are so many things going through my head. Sadly, none of it is a 9mm.