Nervous wreck jokes

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

What sits on the seabed and has anxiety? A nervous wreck.

What's at the bottom of the ocean and shivers?

A nervous wreck.

I screamed "Jenga" today in class while watching a 9/11 documentary.

Somebody asked me, "What's that on your arm?" I just said, "My cats got OCD."

If I were a party, then anxiety must be the cousin depression felt obligated to bring to the party, and insomnia the little annoying sibling.

There are so many things going through my head. Sadly, none of it is a 9mm.

1273. Depression got the best of me. I'm gonna cry in my room now.