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21 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
A Hot Pockets box with an image of a sandwich filled with bees and used needles. The text on the box says "Hot Pockets sandwiches" and below that "Bees & Used Medical Needles".
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    • Knight

    40 views · Hollow Knight Beater · 3 years ago

    Hollow Knight Meme

    The image shows eight characters from Hollow Knight, each with a short description of their personality. The characters are "knight", "git gud", "corn", "cloth", "(s)quirrell", "tissue", "zote THE MIGHTY", and "mr mushroom".
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    • Autism

    62 views · Heroin Monkey · 5 months ago
    A multi-panel meme. The top panel is a cartoon showing a sad baby elephant covered in numerous syringes. It has a speech bubble that says "I have autism". In the background, a woman sits on a couch while a man watches a television screen that displays the text "SCIENTISTS ARE MYSTIFIED AS TO WHAT IS CAUSING AUTISM". This panel is shared by "Kari Bundy - Health Activist". Below this, a comment from user "absurdist-void" reads: "you're laughing but i can't stop my autistic elephant son from shooting heroin while i'm trying to watch tv with my bitch wife".
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    • Life

    4 views · KatsukiBakugouSimp · 3 years ago

    nothing in life is the same-

    The image shows two scenes. The first one is an anime character with a painted face standing in a blue glowing shape on the ground and the text "Destructive Death... Compass Needle!" The second shows the Disney character Elsa from the movie Frozen standing in a similar glowing shape.
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    • Accident

    big [fire] balls · 1 year ago
    A picture of a young boy with a slightly evil grin on his face. Above his head, the text says "JUMPS INTO HAYSTACK." Under his face, the text says "GETS STABBED BY NEEDLE."
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