how does Hitler tie his shoes? into little Nazi's
What first went through sally's mind when the Nazis came? - a bullet
What was the Nazi racing tournament in 1943?
Gasar
What's the difference between cancer and a Nazi? Cancer doesn't discriminate.
what had more brains than Hitler? The wall behind him
Kid: I'm hungry Dad Bot: hi hungry, I'm dad Teenager: I'm t l e r did nothing wrong Dad Bot: hi t l e r did nothing wrong, I'm dad Nazi: finally
Why did Hitler get hit by a baseball?
Because he did nazi it coming!
Why didn't Hitler's girlfriend like giving him a blowjob? It left a Nazi taste in her mouth...
Who's hitlers best friend? naz me
A man tried to shoot Adolf Hitler but missed. Then Adolf replied, "Oh shoot, I did nazi that coming!"
why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms ~ knock knock who's there? not sally ~ what first went through sally's head when the nazis came? a bullet ~ where did sally go when the bomb exploded? everywhere ~ what did sally get for christmas? a bike
Who does Adolph Hitler call in a emergency? Nein-Nein-Nein
How do Germans tie their shoes ? Answer: In Nazis !
What did the Nazi order from wendys? Two number NEINS
Why was Hitler bad at math?
He could only count to nein.
