National Anthem

National Anthem Jokes

Anthem

What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?

"Somewhere Over the Rainbow" by Harold Arlen.

Helen Keller

When Helen Keller tries singing the national anthem at the Super Bowl,

Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa.

Wheelchair

This one kid never stands up for the pledge of allegiance, and I'm tired of it.

Today, I push him out of his wheelchair.

Stephen Hawking

Why did the people think Stephen Hawking was disrespectful?

'Cause he didn't stand up for the national anthem.

Baby

What is red, white, and blue and makes me proud to live in this country?

The baby in the corner I choked, stabbed, and then came on.

Anthem

How are Stephen Hawking and Kaepernick so much alike? They both don’t stand for the national anthem.