National Anthem jokes
What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?
"Somewhere Over the Rainbow" by Harold Arlen.
What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?
Somewhere over the rainbow.
When Helen Keller tries singing the national anthem at the Super Bowl,
Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa.
The wheelchair kid laughed at my test score, so I told him to stand up to the anthem.
This one kid never stands up for the pledge of allegiance, and I'm tired of it.
Today, I push him out of his wheelchair.
I asked an American if their national anthem was "Pumped Up Kicks."
Why does Helen Keller hate the national anthem? Oh, say, can you see?
What song genre do the national anthems fit into?
Country.
Why did the people think Stephen Hawking was disrespectful?
'Cause he didn't stand up for the national anthem.
What is red, white, and blue and makes me proud to live in this country?
The baby in the corner I choked, stabbed, and then came on.
How are Stephen Hawking and Kaepernick so much alike? They both don’t stand for the national anthem.
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