Where are you? I need to throw you out because mum said to take out the trash
One day Timmy walks in on his mum in the bath. Then he asks “What’s that dark fuzzy thing, mummy?” and mum said “It’s a bush, every girl has one!” Then the next day he walks in on his dad in the shower. So he asks “Daddy, what’s that long thing?” The dad then says “It’s a sexy boy” accidentally. Timmy asks his dad “What does sexy mean?” And the dad says “Your mother, of course.” making it seem like a child-friendly compliment. Then the next day at school Timmy wanted to compliment his teacher. He walks up to her and says “You’re so so sexy!”
When I was a kid, my hamster died so my mum bought a new identical one, hoping I wouldn't notice. It didn't matter anyway, since I beat that one to death too
I see a poor guy. Mini me be like- mama can I giwve mwy spare money to him. 🤗 and my mum sais yes so I give my money and home feeling SO NICE while MY MOM knows he's going to spend it on DRUGS we go back tomorrow and then after we go to the same place and then I see him with drugs. Me- what I think fck what I do 😭.
I love punching orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell there mum?
my mother caught me jerking off and she told me to leave it out. i didnt know what she doing but she grab my cock and started sucking. then i found out on porn she was doing deep throat. a couple of weeks later my dad caught me jerking off, i thought he would deep throat, but he just walked up to me and slapped my boner. i cried for 5 hours. luckily my mum gave me a sloppy joe afterwards.
Your mum so fat that when she look in the mirror, the mirror cracked
Your mum is so fat she sat on Walmart and lowed the prices
ur mother
your mums foreheads
Why don't Orphans go to the shops because when there mum leaves shes never coming back
Yo mum so gay she watched straight porn because gay porn was boring because she is gay
Guess what. What? Your mum saw your 1inch
Your mums so dumb she though porn hub was corn hub
Knock knock who’s there yo mum yo mum who yo mum is watching you wank right now
Your mum is so fat she eats every meal from KFC, MACCAS, HUNGRY JACKS ALL AT ONCE!!!!!
What does the M and D in orphan stand for? Mum and Dad
Like this comment if: -Your mom is sus -Your mum is sus
Dislike if: -You are horny
Roses are red violets are blue pornhub is down your mums Facebook will do
Kid at wish I wish I could be Batman doctor okay shoots mum and dad doctor I guess now you’ll have to be gay you wanted to be like Batman
