Mug jokes

Yo mama so dumb, she got hit by a cup and told the police she got mugged.

What do you call a sad cup of coffee?

Answer: Depresso.

What do you call someone that illegally transports cups? - A s-mug-gler.

Why did the coffee file a police report? -- Because it was mugged.

What's the difference between England and a tea bag? -- The tea bag stays longer in a cup.