Movie characters jokes
What’s an orphan’s favorite movie character?
Harry Potter.
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Do you ever wonder why Michael from Halloween likes his mask so much? It's because he ad-Myers it.
Shrek and the Hulk became politicians.
And they created The Green Party.
"I heard a noise in the basement! I'm gonna go to my friend's house and play Minecraft with him until the noise I heard goes away."
"I heard a noise in the basement. I'm gonna go down there with a bazooka and thirty thousand rounds of pistol ammo and fifty thousand pistols."
Said no horror movie character ever.
And also GTA logic.