Movie characters jokes

What’s an orphan’s favorite movie character?

Harry Potter.

Shrek and the Hulk became politicians.

And they created The Green Party.

Do you ever wonder why Michael from Halloween likes his mask so much? It's because he ad-Myers it.

"I heard a noise in the basement! I'm gonna go to my friend's house and play Minecraft with him until the noise I heard goes away."

"I heard a noise in the basement. I'm gonna go down there with a bazooka and thirty thousand rounds of pistol ammo and fifty thousand pistols."

Said no horror movie character ever.

And also GTA logic.

What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an Aussie bloke in Bali?

Both are expert drunks, but the Aussie is 100 times better kept. Johnny Depp, in contrast, looks like a demented leader of a violent drug cartel.

If Chuck Norris was a Spartan in the movie 300, the movie would be called 1.

What do Paul Walker and I have in common? Neither of us have seen Fast and the Furious 7.

I find it bemusing that hardcore right-wingers are superfans of Johnny Depp, considering that he looks like a dangerous Mexican drug lord.

I can explain Superman and Batman movies in one sentence.

Two orphans fighting in the rain.