Movie characters jokes

What’s an orphan’s favorite movie character?

Harry Potter.

Shrek and the Hulk became politicians.

And they created The Green Party.

Do you ever wonder why Michael from Halloween likes his mask so much? It's because he ad-Myers it.

"I heard a noise in the basement! I'm gonna go to my friend's house and play Minecraft with him until the noise I heard goes away."

"I heard a noise in the basement. I'm gonna go down there with a bazooka and thirty thousand rounds of pistol ammo and fifty thousand pistols."

Said no horror movie character ever.

And also GTA logic.