Movie characters jokes
What’s an orphan’s favorite movie character?
Harry Potter.
Shrek and the Hulk became politicians.
And they created The Green Party.
Do you ever wonder why Michael from Halloween likes his mask so much? It's because he ad-Myers it.
"I heard a noise in the basement! I'm gonna go to my friend's house and play Minecraft with him until the noise I heard goes away."
"I heard a noise in the basement. I'm gonna go down there with a bazooka and thirty thousand rounds of pistol ammo and fifty thousand pistols."
Said no horror movie character ever.
And also GTA logic.
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an Aussie bloke in Bali?
Both are expert drunks, but the Aussie is 100 times better kept. Johnny Depp, in contrast, looks like a demented leader of a violent drug cartel.
If Chuck Norris was a Spartan in the movie 300, the movie would be called 1.
I can explain Superman and Batman movies in one sentence.
Two orphans fighting in the rain.
Q. What movie represents an orphan's life?
A. Spiderman: No Way Home.
Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
