What’s an orphan’s favorite movie character? Harry Potter.
Do you ever wonder why Michael from Halloween likes his mask so much? It's because he ad-MYERS it.
Shrek and the Hulk became politicians
And they created The Green Party
" I heard a noise in the basement! I'm gonna go to my friends house and play Minecraft with him until the noise I heard goes away." " I heard a noise in the basement. I'm gonna go down there with a bazooka and thirty thousand rounds of pistol ammo and fifty thousand pistols."
Said no horror movie character ever
and also GTA logic
