Movie characters jokes
What’s an orphan’s favorite movie character?
Harry Potter.
Shrek and the Hulk became politicians.
And they created The Green Party.
Do you ever wonder why Michael from Halloween likes his mask so much? It's because he ad-Myers it.
"I heard a noise in the basement! I'm gonna go to my friend's house and play Minecraft with him until the noise I heard goes away."
"I heard a noise in the basement. I'm gonna go down there with a bazooka and thirty thousand rounds of pistol ammo and fifty thousand pistols."
Said no horror movie character ever.
And also GTA logic.
If Chuck Norris was a Spartan in the movie 300, the movie would be called 1.
I find it bemusing that hardcore right-wingers are superfans of Johnny Depp, considering that he looks like a dangerous Mexican drug lord.
I can explain Superman and Batman movies in one sentence.
Two orphans fighting in the rain.
Q. What movie represents an orphan's life?
A. Spiderman: No Way Home.
Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
