Motor neuron disease jokes
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal? His left shoulder.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He ran out of battery life.
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with David Beckham?
They both dribble.
Why did Stephen Hawking roll across the road? Because he had amyotrophic lateral sclerosis.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
What's ALS?
What do you call a special needs kid with a motorcycle?
Motor disease.
In about ten days, Stephen Hawking's wheelchair is going to have its first and last service.
"Rueben Glover is a Steven Hawking spastic."
The reason why Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheelchair.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he's hooked up to? The computer runs.