Birthplace jokes

Where are virgins usually born?

Virginia.

Q: What do you call a virgin from Alabama?

A: An orphan.

Daughter: Where was I born?

Dad: Alabama.

Daughter: That is nice.

Mum: We have never been to Alabama.

Dad: RUN!

If you've spent less time inside your mother than your father has, you just might be from Alabama!

I have a daughter; she’s a fan. Her name is Penny. Fan she was born on the mountain Pen y Fan. I adopted her because her mum fell off the cliff after birthing Penny. It doesn’t matter, really; Penny’s mum wasn’t a big fan of her anyway.

Ever wonder where people got their surnames? Mr. Baker was probably a baker. Mr. Butcher was probably a butcher. And then there was Mr. Dickinson...

As siblings, we always joke about being adopted. It stops being funny when you're playing in your parents' room and find both of your adoption papers.

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

My town's population never changes. Every time a girl gets pregnant, a guy leaves town.

I asked my mom where babies come from. She said I came from the adoption center.