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Anonymous · 8 years ago
  • What do you call a mosquito in your language?

    We don't call them, they just come and bite.

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    Anonymous · 10 years ago
  • What's the difference between a hooker and a mosquito?

    The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.

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