What is the difference between a broom and a mop?
It’s hard to beat my girlfriend when she’s holding the mop.
How does a rapper clean his house?
With a LIL' SCRUB.
I‘ve seen more charisma in a wet mop than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S personality
Why did the mop lick the floor of the bathroom? Because it was so poopy.
When you realize you forgot to mop your room, you hear footsteps.
What did the janitor think when he was mopping the 101st floor
The 102
knock knock - whos there ? smell mop -- smell mop who----
id mop the floor with your face but you might just mess it up more
Mommy mommy! Are we Janitor’s? Shut up and pass me the mop.
What did the floor say to the ceiling?
"I look up to you."
Knock Knock ? I Eat Mop A- I eat mop who
me:knock knock my sister: whos there me: i eat mop my sister: i eat mop who my mind: i eat my poo my sister getting it
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to take Snoop Dogg for a walk.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to put Vin Diesel in her gas tank.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to mop the floor with Taylor Swift.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to ring Kristen Bell.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to skim Dwayne Johnson across a lake.
I cleaned my room today. While sweeping under the bed, I heard my mop collide with something. To my surprise, I found Pristiano Penaldo hiding under my bed! My dad said “don’t bother sweeping him son, hes been dusted for years” I was shocked but not surprised.
Today I told my sis, "Knock knock."
She said, "Who's there?"
I said, "I Eat eat my mop."
She said, "I eat mop poo instead of who."
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet SUPPLIES
A skeleton walks into a bar. Orders a beer and a mop.
