Moosicals jokes
What sort of movies do cows like to watch?
Moosicals!
I make elevating music; you make elevator music.
What is a cow's favorite class in school?
Moosic.
Why was Wacko Jacko willing to write a song for the film Free Willy?
He thought that the film's title was a nice phrase to yell out in primary school playgrounds.
What is a cow's favorite move? -- The sound of moooosic.
What do you call a cow who plays an instrument? -- A moosician.
Michael Jackson and Kelly Clarkson both did shady stuff to children. Michael Jackson said that there is nothing wrong with sharing a bed with unrelated small children. Kelly Clarkson said that there is nothing wrong with physically beating a small child.
The thing is, though, only one of them made "Billie Jean" or "Beat It", and the other is just a typical karaoke country singer. So no surprise people gave Wacko Jacko a pass.
What is a cow's favorite party game?
Moo-sical chairs!