Mite jokes

If dust mites are found in dust, bedbugs are found in beds, where are cockroaches found in?

What do you call an ant with so much power?

A ter-mite.

A mosquito with a Mario hat on flies on you saying, "It's-a me, Malario!"

What do you call it when a midget waves at you?

A microwave.

If a midget walks up to you and tells you your hair smells nice, is that sexual harassment?

You know, eBay sucks. I was looking for a lighter, and it gave me 18,906 matches.

The lice in your head are starting to concern over deforestation.