Mineral Resources jokes
What kind of dogs do miners like best?
Golden retrievers, haha, get it?
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
So I was mining off the coast of Canada and one of my coworkers found gold. I said, "AU, bring that over here!"
NASA found water on Mars.
Mars - 1
Africa - 0
What is the richest planet?
Saturn 🪐- It has many rings.
People are pushing for a new black Lady Liberty coin. I can't wait to use black people as currency again.