Mineral Resources jokes

What kind of dogs do miners like best?

Golden retrievers, haha, get it?

I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.

People are pushing for a new black Lady Liberty coin. I can't wait to use black people as currency again.

What is the richest planet?

Saturn 🪐- It has many rings.

I was digging in our garden and found a chest full of gold coins. I wanted to run straight home to tell my wife about it. Then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.

You know, most people take rocks for granite... sorry.